
2001 · Michael Bay
How Pearl Harbor has been received, argued over, and remembered.
Savaged by critics on its Memorial Day 2001 release despite a big box-office haul, it never got a redemption arc — but time has softened mockery into affection for the sheer scale of the attack sequence, now a grudgingly admired piece of pre-CGI-saturation spectacle.
The eternal fight: is the breathtaking 40-minute attack sequence enough to redeem the three-hour love triangle wrapped around it?
Team America: World Police immortalised it with the ballad 'Pearl Harbor Sucked (And I Miss You)' — 'I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark' — arguably now more quoted than the film itself.
A Letterboxd punchline and guilty-pleasure rewatch — the go-to exhibit in any 'peak Bay excess' conversation rather than anyone's canon.